When 140 Isn't Enough

“So during the day we got to hang out, you, I go on the pool deck and hang out. And you know my friends were with me, and my wife was with me. We were just hanging out, right?

She gets up and starts walking towards the pool. And I’m looking and I’m like “Hey, baby, baby. Come here. Come here.”

And so she walks back. She’s like, “what’s wrong?”

I was like “don’t get in that pool.”

“Getting in that pool is like swimming in a bowl of dick soup.”

“You out there backstroking in a in a bowl of ball bouillabaisse.”

I said, “you get in that pool nine months later we’re sitting on Maury Povich trying to find the baby daddy.”

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• October 10, 2009, 11:58pm



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